Stop talking Quote by Stephen Chbosky

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“I move my feet, turn away from her, try to pretend she's not there, which is the biggest fucking joke I've ever not laughed…

— Rachel Cohn

“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell short. Aaron…

— Jane Harper

“And you are?” “Not important. All you need to know is that you’re lucky you’re so cute, and I decided to help you.” “But…

— Chanda Hahn

“Once you even acknowledge that there is a line, that there are things you shouldn’t be allowed to joke about, that there are words…

— Al Franken

“Her best friend and the best friend’s cousin also lived in our dorm. I went once to an ice cream shop with them and…

— Tijan

"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried…

— Joan Rivers

“This was one of the last weekends before we’d be the seniors, and I was thinking about what that meant. About how these rituals…

— Robyn Schneider

“After a few more minutes, Josh guzzled back the rest of his beer. “Gotta head out. Elizabeth is making me go to a cake-tasting…

— Vi Keeland

“Complain. Whine. Be a fusser. The story needs those as well, because every butt needs a joke, and the audience must laugh. Whether they…

— N.D. Wilson

“Your sense of humor needs some work, then,' Wesley suggested. 'Most girls find my jokes charming.' 'Those girls must have IQs low enough to…

— Kody Keplinger

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She…

— Bryan White