Humor Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold

“I thought about this. “Young female bodies are built to get pregnant, you know,” I said coolly. I was still gazing up at the…

— Cat Marnell

“Well, the one positive thing about being a pregnant teen was that I was going to bust everyone’s expectations so badly that maybe I…

— Gaia B. Amman

“We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it’s just inevitable that she’ll get pregnant again.”

— Katie Ashley

“You're only young once.”

— Dyan Sheldon

“I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.”

— Scylar Tyberius

“To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly.”

— Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have no doubt that my mother's pregnancy with me was an accident. Mostly because on several occasions, she told me I was an…

— Chelsea Handler

“You are pregnant with possibilities! Give birth now and be powerful.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“There's always this build-up to your eighteenth, and when it finally comes around you realize it's just the day after you were seventeen.”

— Lola Jaye

“When you're seventeen, it's all about the now, not the after.”

— Jodi Picoult

“know that sounds premature, but I won’t date anyone again that I can’t imagine growing old with.”

— Kristen Heitzmann