Humor Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold

“You want me to assassinate him." "No, my dear, we want you to infiltrate his organisation, find out his plans, root out his spies,…

— Jaye Wells

“No one cared when you were doing nothing. If they now criticize, ridicule, & character assassinate you means you’re doing something great...”

— Assegid Habtewold

“Do we get to do assassinations?” “If we do, they never happened. You imagined them.” “Whoops. My trigger finger just slipped, Sarge. Honest.”

— Karen Traviss

“Every person we assassinate dies to serve a greater purpose." "I'm sure they would be happy if they knew it," Ileni said sarcastically, but…

— Leah Cypess

“You do realise, don't you, that I was present during the assassination attempt?”

— Rae Carson

“When they fail to kill your genius, they try to assassinate your character.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I’ve been convicted as an assassin already.”

— Sarah J. Maas

“Attempts at character assassination occur when it is too conspicuous to pierce your target with a bullet. ”

— Sardonyx Jade

“Being an assassin means knowing when to kill - and when not to kill.”

— Jennifer Estep

“You look as if you're planning my untimely death." [...] "You have a problem though—I'm your top assassin by far, and I don't work…

— Ocotillo

“Assassin or not, I had no desire to get blood on my clothes before I’d gotten close to my target. I was the only…

— Jennifer Estep

“Congrats, you’ve just had your first assassination attempt.”

— Benedict Jacka