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“I have no doubt that my mother's pregnancy with me was an accident. Mostly because on several occasions, she told me I was an accident.” quote by Chelsea Handler — Download Open image

““I have no doubt that my mother's pregnancy with me was an accident. Mostly because on several occasions, she told me I was an accident.””

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