Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““If i wasn't an accident mustn't I be a crushing disappointment?”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“No, you weren’t an accident. You were absolutely meant to be in my life. It was just the means in which you came to… — Dina Silver Copy Share Image
“it was not an accident that you have become what you are at this very moment.” — Lee Vickers Copy Share Image
“No, it wasn't an accident, I didn't say that. It was carefully planned, down to the tiniest mechanical and emotional detail. But it was… — John Paxton Copy Share Image
“If you were sad about something that hadn't happened yet you couldn't be disappointed.” — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
“Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look… — Liz Jensen Copy Share Image
“It--it was an accident," I said. "Sometimes accidents are merely manifestations of wishes long denied.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Some accidents make wonder in your life inspite of the wounds it cause. You cant heal them. Infact, you never want to!!” — Nelson Jack Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
