I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. Nothing's… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don't have one that I focus on.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
[Late-night host] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
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