Crazy Quote by Inez Kelley

“Yes, Mary. I’m pregnant.”

— Love Belvin

“What’s the matter?” my mother snapped. “You sick?” I pulled my body back inside and bumped my head against the window hard enough to…

— F.C. Yee

“She ran her tongue over her bottom lip, a mischievous smile curling her mouth. “Are you . . . are you pregnant, Richard?” “No,”…

— Melanie Moreland

“...I'll never forget going out to dinner with my parents to an elegant restaurant. My very proper Bostonian mother leaned over and said to…

— Susan McCutcheon-Rosegg

“Dad, why did you marry a crazy woman?" I asked after the usual pleasantries. "I didn't know she was crazy before I married her.…

— L.D. Davis

“Mom, I have to tell you something,”… “Oh my God, you’re pregnant.”

— Nely Cab

“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested…

— Gayle Forman

“I have no doubt that my mother's pregnancy with me was an accident. Mostly because on several occasions, she told me I was an…

— Chelsea Handler

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing,…

— Susan Andersen

“Yes, it is cool, and I very much hope this baby likes me, he went on, because I think I'm already crazy about it,…

— Melissa Hill

“And then I imagine the look on her face when I tell her I’m bipolar.”

— Katy Evans

“He turned around, suddenly concerned. "Are you pregnant? Are you gay? I'd rather you were gay than pregnant. Unless you're pregnant. Then we'll deal.…

— Rainbow Rowell