Quote by Inez Kelley

“Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and…

— Lacey Weatherford

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?”

— Molly Harper

“She was so going to get it later. "Macy, queen of my universe, I beseechingly request you place your sweetest lips upon my manhood…

— Cherrie Lynn

“What is all the racket about? Did you put red pepper on the lollypops?”

— Johnny Gruelle

“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She felt like she was in Candy Land, minus the lollipops on the trees.”

— Melissa Senate

“I'd tell you to shove your condescending tone up your ass, but a big stick got there first. ”

— Dawn Jayne

“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?”

— Lola Stark

“Like a lollipop?” Seeing her hesitate, he added, “Unless you’ve made your own banner.”

— Jane Davis

“You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.”

— Bo Diddley