Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“Are you out of your candy wrapper?”

— Polly Shulman

“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?”

— Lola Stark

“Did you wake me up... to talk about candy?”

— Stephanie Perkins

“How did you know about my candy stash?” Vincent innocently shrugged. “I needed tape and stumbled across your Willy Wonka drawer”

— Victoria Michaels

“You were a luscious piece of candy, he said, but now I gotta spit you out. After,”

— Elizabeth George

“Which sucks, because I want candy. I would've done anything to have candy. I want candy to make me scream his name as we…

— Belle Aurora

“Next time I come here," he said to himself, "I must either bring sweets with me to make them like me or a stick…

— Franz Kafka

“You can keep a piece of candy in its wrapper for up to twenty years. After that, it turns into a hideous black goo.”

— Darlene Lacey

“Ask me nothings as yet. When we have breakfast, then I answer all questions.”

— Bram Stoker

“I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Don't take candy from strangers. The people you know are strange enough.”

— Kim Faulkner

“No, that you have a stick so far up your ass I should call you lollipop. Lighten up, dollface.”

— Inez Kelley