Dating Quote by Inez Kelley Download Open image ““Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.”” — Inez Kelley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Humor-relationships Investing
“My Minivan is very open minded when it Comes to fucking around with other Minivans” — Justin Grimbol Copy Share Image
“Why do you always refer to vehicles as she? Because they can be temperamental and expensive and sometimes difficult to start, but every man… — Beverly Long Copy Share Image
“Have I mentioned that I love my car? It is a totally tricked-out Honda Odyssey minivan, and let me tell you, I feel like… — Laurie Gelman Copy Share Image
“Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“You are going to find that buying the car is much less satisfying than working for it.” — Thomas M. Sterner Copy Share Image
“When I was a small boy, I used to play with toy cars and dream about the day I could own a real one. Many people still play with their cars today. They are in their 20s, 40s, maybe even 70s, but they still behave like little children when it comes to purchasing an automobile. There is a simple law… — Celso Cukierkorn Copy Share
“You’d think I was the first sixteen-year-old ever to drive a minivan through the kitchen the way my parents were acting. Seriously. It’s had… — Erin Lynn Copy Share Image
“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the gas.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sumire frowned and sighed. “If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“The big car companies are so derivative. They want to see it work somewhere else before they will approve the project and move forward.” — Ashlee Vance Copy Share Image
I own a car: a minivan. But don't tell anyone, 'cause they're gonna ask to borrow it. — Ad-Rock Copy Share Image
“Repositioning her arms above her head, he dropped a soft kiss on her lips. “I said don’t move.” “You’re going to kill me.” “No.… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Obey?” Eyes bugged in raw amazement, she looked at the minister and then Jinx. “Listen fruit loop, I do love you but if you… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Uhm, let go of that bossy vine, Tarzan, this Jane don’t swing that way. I said I’m not going.” — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Are you crazy? Why did you tell her I was pregnant?” “It sounded nicer than the truth, okay?” “What, that you have round-trip tickets… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“No, that you have a stick so far up your ass I should call you lollipop. Lighten up, dollface.” — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“This wasn't a man for frivolity. He was made for hard work, hard play and heartache.” — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“A man could be content with bread alone if he'd never tasted anything else. But one taste of sugar and John knew he'd never… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Dear Aspiring Writer, you are not ready. Stop. Put that finished story away and start another one. In a month, go back and look… — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future. — Alexia Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Are Seth and I seeing each other? Is that even possible? I mean, inter-realmal dating?” — Katie Klein Copy Share Image
“There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment’s eye contact. These are not exes at all, and never… — Josh Wagner Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image