Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Mr. Lollipop, do I look like a sucker to you?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“No, that you have a stick so far up your ass I should call you lollipop. Lighten up, dollface.” — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
“Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever.” — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
“She was so going to get it later. "Macy, queen of my universe, I beseechingly request you place your sweetest lips upon my manhood… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
My boy Lollipop you make my heart go giddyup. You are as sweet as candy. You're my sugar dandy. — Millie Small Copy Share Image
“Like a lollipop?” Seeing her hesitate, he added, “Unless you’ve made your own banner.” — Jane Davis Copy Share Image
“She felt like she was in Candy Land, minus the lollipops on the trees.” — Melissa Senate Copy Share Image
“What is all the racket about? Did you put red pepper on the lollypops?” — Johnny Gruelle Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
