Candy Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy Comedy Crosses Funny Garbage Hard Hard candy Humor Lollipop
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Hmm, I like the candy I like the chocolate The ice-cream is very good But...I just love my lollipop — Alexandra Stan Copy Share Image
My boy Lollipop you make my heart go giddyup. You are as sweet as candy. You're my sugar dandy. — Millie Small Copy Share Image
I like it when my girlfriend call me sweets; she knows I got lollipop. — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love all the soft candy. I'm not a big fan of the hard candy though. — Anthony Dirrell Copy Share Image
If life gave you a lollipop, then gave you gave you a pack of gum, then gave you a Kinder Surprise...then you're probably just… — Me Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I’d turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. “I” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Near the end of his life, my father proved to be, at his core, a very polite, chivalrous man. He walked the halls of… — Jennifer L. Knox Copy Share Image
Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I love your bracelet!’ I said to the brunette next to me, because, while most girls are onto the whole stranger-with-candy thing, the strangers-with-compliments… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind. I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
