If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague. — Susan Andersen Decency Copy Share Image
“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.” — Susan Andersen Character Copy Share Image
“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.” — Susan Andersen Heat of the moment Copy Share Image
What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a… — Susan Andersen Ems Copy Share Image
“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.” — Susan Andersen Chicks Copy Share Image
“that secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.” — Susan Andersen Clenched Copy Share Image
“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not… — Susan Andersen Advice Copy Share Image
“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated… — Susan Andersen Bakery Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a… — Susan Andersen Humor Copy Share Image
“Interesting outfit.” Clearly unabashed, she merely glanced down at herself, slicked long-fingered, bloodred-tipped hands over her hips and thighs. Then laughed low… — Susan Andersen Jealous-hero Copy Share Image
Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure. — Susan Andersen Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know—to infinity and beyond?” “Yeah?” — Susan Andersen Infinity Copy Share Image
You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman. — Susan Andersen Angel Copy Share Image
“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.” — Susan Andersen First time Copy Share Image
“And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.” — Susan Andersen Breaking Copy Share Image
Sometimes it just doesn’t seem to matter that I know what I should be doing. I still do what I am gonna… — Susan Andersen Doing Copy Share Image
“It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you… — Susan Andersen Friend Copy Share Image
“Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill?” — Susan Andersen Dressed Copy Share Image
“Keep yourself healthy, my butt. Next you'll be flipping them all nasty one-handed gestures and telling me its an AMA approved method… — Susan Andersen Ama Copy Share Image
“Huge and shadowy, with that scent and aura of heat, with the pale gleam of gray irises through dark lashes, he was… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh… — Susan Andersen Forever Copy Share Image