First time Quote by Susan Andersen

““Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.””

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Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure.

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“that secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.”

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“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.”

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“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”

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“Interesting outfit.” Clearly unabashed, she merely glanced down at herself, slicked long-fingered, bloodred-tipped hands over her hips and thighs. Then laughed low in her throat. “I know. It’s a little over the top, isn’t it? But I’ve got a hot date tonight and zero time to go home to change.” Shock reverberated in his gut and zinged down the nerve…

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“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing, but that was a joke he’d just made. An honest-to-God joke! She wanted to have his baby.”

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What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.

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“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own…

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If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

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“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.”

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