Humor Quote by Susan Andersen Download Open image ““He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”” — Susan Andersen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“She would swear her ovaries ached watching his features grow animated as he made soft baby noises.” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“It made him crazy, looking down into her beautiful eyes, at her creamy soft skin, knowing he couldn't touch her.” — Trinity Faegen Copy Share Image
“he ran a finger along the bottom side of her breast as if it helped clarify his thoughts. All it did for her was… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“I ask mostly to see if I can get her to blush ten shades deeper, see if the color would bleed down her neck… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Her blond hair hung loose, cascading around her shoulders, and stopping over her breasts. She turned toward him, violet eyes meeting his gaze. For… — Lia Davis Copy Share Image
“He lifted his head, the sight of his dark, disheveled hair, eyes glinting with longing in the lamp light, the gorgeous spread of his… — Emme Rollins Copy Share Image
“Could I be your girl, too?" I asked quickly. The large, broad-shouldered man looked away before he answered. "Well, now," he said, as though… — Kathleen Grissom Copy Share Image
“Sex is natural.” He trailed one finger down the valley between her breasts to her navel, making her stomach muscles jitter in response. “And… — Kitty French Copy Share Image
“He smiled and she heard her ovaries whimper and beg to have his babies.” — Mina Carter Copy Share Image
Shalvis makes me laugh, makes me cry, makes me sigh with pure pleasure. — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“that secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Interesting outfit.” Clearly unabashed, she merely glanced down at herself, slicked long-fingered, bloodred-tipped hands over her hips and thighs. Then laughed low in her… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man --… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing,… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation. — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own… — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague. — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image