Drunk Quote by Bill Engvall

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

— Anonymous

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never…

— Sammy Hagar

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

— Jacqueline Carey

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

— Kit Williamson

I love being drunk but I just hate being hung over.

— Dimebag Darrell

There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.

— Heather King

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get…

— Charles Bukowski

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk…

— Leslie Mann

I don't get drunk.. I get awesome

— Fading_scars

The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking…

— Shane MacGowan

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down…

— Jack Handy