Comedy Quote by Jesse Ventura Download Open image “'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.” — Jesse Ventura ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy David Letterman Humor Letterman Shows
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I never got to do 'Letterman.' I got told I was too mundane. I had to look the word up. I didn't know what… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed. — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than when 'Mr.… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've always loved David Letterman. There was an irreverence to his show that I remember, especially in 'Late Night' - it always seemed so… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something's wrong with that, when you're making… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists,… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
