At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I was a huge David Letterman fan, even going back to when he was on NBC. My parents would only let me… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Half the stuff I've written was written when I was half asleep watching the David Letterman show when some boring actress was… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
Coaching at Texas and playing at the University of Oklahoma, I had the opportunity to see a lot of guys in Texas… — Darrell Royal Copy Share Image
I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I… — Eddie Trunk Copy Share Image
I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, there's Craig Ferguson; and if you're… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost. — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your… — Brian Lamb Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
