Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost. — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
I never got to do 'Letterman.' I got told I was too mundane. I had to look the word up. I didn't… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I… — Eddie Trunk Copy Share Image
Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely… — Chad VanGaalen Copy Share Image
I think I have a love for TV hosts. I can't help it. Ted Koppel was my first crush when I was… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
I may have been on the cover of People and gone on 'David Letterman' and 'Arsenio Hall' because they had young audiences… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Letterman do stand-up on 'The Tonight Show.' Or, it's probably more accurate to say, I remember hearing him do… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
“Born at Letterman Army Hospital. I never actually lived in San Francisco. It's not my home town, but then, I don't have… — Marc Curtis Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There were a bunch of moments that kept cascading. Like, when we got an opportunity to play "Letterman", it gave us an… — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
Many of the network television shows have done takeoffs on 'Family Circus,' including 'David Letterman,' 'Friends,' 'Roseanne,' and others, and, in my… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
I would watch a lot of old tapes of David Letterman doing his talk show and a lot of interviews. I never… — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
The main problem is just that people think that other people care about them way more than they do. Anything that you… — Mandy Stadtmiller Copy Share Image
Between me and my wife, there's this joke where I'll be doing some fun interview, and I'll get off the phone and… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
I'd been on everybody else's show and there was always a preinterview. Somebody would come with a tape recorder and you'd talk… — James Lipton Copy Share Image
Half the stuff I've written was written when I was half asleep watching the David Letterman show when some boring actress was… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
Sure, losing an election hurts, but I've experienced worse. And at an age when every day is precious, brooding over what might… — Bob Dole Copy Share Image
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
I went and saw Letterman when I was 15, and that had a profound impact on me. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I'd like to see David Letterman adopt the inclusion rider on his Netflix show. — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I watch Letterman. Once in a while, on the odd night, I'll catch the Food Network and watch 'Ace of Cakes,' which… — Amanda Righetti Copy Share Image
