Dave Quote by David Letterman

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

— Al Gore

I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your outtakes!' That's…

— Brian Lamb

We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

— Stephen Colbert

I never got to do 'Letterman.' I got told I was too mundane. I had to look the word up. I didn't know what…

— Nate Bargatze

I hope to do the 'Letterman' show, 'Leno,' all that.

— Matt Cassel

I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I always shoot…

— Eddie Trunk

'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

— Jesse Ventura

We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight…

— Darius Rucker

I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

— Calista Flockhart

Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so…

— Norm MacDonald

I've done things like Letterman and Jimmy Fallon.

— Guy Sebastian

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

— George Lopez