Your state of consciousness today is not the same as it used to be or as it will be in two weeks… — Harold Klemp Copy Share Image
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
You know what you are getting into, but being out in that heat for two weeks definitely drains your energy. — Cobi Jones Copy Share Image
When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against… — Desi Arnaz Copy Share Image
President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I was told to stay away from pasta and bread for two weeks. Not eating pasta? That'll kill me. Anything else, but… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
When I was invited to sing with Pavarotti, I had about two weeks to learn Italian. — Michael Bolton Copy Share Image
Michael and I talk at least every two weeks. He understands why I've done the things I have. — LaToya Jackson Copy Share Image
He wanted to play accordion on something of mine and I said you can play accordion, but I want you to play… — Matthew Sweet Copy Share Image
I would make a comic for Rolling Stone every two weeks, because they're biweekly. And then I would make weekly comics for… — David Rees Copy Share Image
Sorrento, August. For two weeks now I haven't heard a German word or understood an Italian one. This way one can manage… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
April is the two-week-old kitten, the month-old lamb, the six-month-old heifer, the two-year-old girl. Too young to know it has either past… — Gladys Hasty Carroll Copy Share Image
Every two weeks, a language dies. The world is diminished when it loses its human sayings, just as when it loses its… — Eduardo Galeano Copy Share Image
There are not many of us African American Sister Presidents, and those of us who are in this field do not have… — Johnnetta B. Cole Copy Share Image
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I had just finished a run of shows in the States and went to NY to work with BenZel for a couple… — Jessie Ware Copy Share Image
The modern American tourist now fills his experience with pseudo-events. He has come to expect both more strangeness and more familiarity than… — Daniel J. Boorstin Copy Share Image
What could be more lonely than to be enveloped in silence, to be the last of your people to speak your native… — Wade Davis Copy Share Image
I first met my husband when I was 15. He was very cool, in a band, all that kind of thing, but… — Natascha McElhone Copy Share Image
I have a very close friend who is a brilliant clown, and I always wanted to do a show with him. So… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
Two weeks after having Bandit I was in a recording studio. I hadnt yet really fully understood what being a dad was… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
We had just played a sold-out show and it had been a fun night when we heard the news. It brought everything… — Brendan Bayliss Copy Share Image
For a lifetime I had bathed with becoming regularity, and thought the world would come to an end unless I changed my… — Ernie Pyle Copy Share Image
The Cook Political Report now predicting senate democrats are poised to pick up five to seven seats, which would give them the… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
I won two ITF tournaments in Japan in two weeks. I had to qualify for both of them, which meant that I… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
It only took me two weeks to build the first version of Facebook because I had so much stuff before then. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
“Expanding your notion of fun beyond a two-week vacation in Maui increases the chances you'll have more of it.” — Karen Karbo Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book. — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
Send 10-TEN!!-people flowers. Today. As "Thank yous" for good things "small"-or even large-done in the last two weeks. — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
