Doctors Quote by Henny Youngman

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

— Henny Youngman

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a…

— Henny Youngman

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

— Henny Youngman

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient.…

— Henny Youngman

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

— Henny Youngman

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!

— Henny Youngman

Pace yourself in your reading. A little bit every day really adds up. If you read during sporadic reading jags, the fits and starts…

— Douglas Wilson

I'll do some light weights once or twice a week, but I probably run 3 miles five days a week.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

On some nights, I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have…

— Hunter S. Thompson

If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza. If you want to run 5 miles up a hill, cool, go run. Do whatever…

— Tess Holliday

I kind of dropped a lot of bad habits about three years ago and became kind of accidentally straight-edge. I don't have Xs on…

— Ben Gibbard

I ran my first marathon in Florida in 1985. I had never run more than nine miles.

— Kim Alexis

“I run. At least five miles a day.” When he saw her look of appreciation, he felt compelled to add, “Usually more.”

— Christina Boyd

Even though I retired, I work out four to five days a week, run two to three miles, I play ball.

— Charles Oakley

I run about four to five miles, three days a week. I have four young children, so pretty much the only time I can…

— Kai Ryssdal