Did you know Quote by Tracey Ullman Download Open image “Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?” — Tracey Ullman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare David Letterman Did you know Dog Dog food Dollars Inspirational Knows Letterman Millions
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It's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle,… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors. — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick walls. I find most sitcoms embarrassing, too,… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
I grew up with Jilly and Tamsin driving Volvos. But I wasn't one of them... I always felt more comfortable with Cockney and working-class… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years. — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me and my mum. We've gone through a lot of… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like that. I don't want nouveau cult status, though I… — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
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