Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel Copy Share Image
Stepping to me? Yo, that's the wrong move. So what you on, hobbs, dope or dog food? — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. — Franklin P. Jones Copy Share Image
“There have been cans of dog food more splendiferous than South Richmond. Land mines more tender.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It’s not the advertising - it’s the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore Copy Share Image
“What’s the main ingredient in AFB’s dog-food palatants? “Liver,” says Moeller. “Mixed with some other viscera. The first part that a wild… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through… — Dick Van Patten Copy Share Image
“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food… — Beth Henley Copy Share Image
Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
One of my top priorities as lieutenant governor has been promoting Missouri businesses through the Buy Missouri program, highlighting the numerous products… — Mike Parson Copy Share Image
I was the singing voice of a cartoon character. I did dog food commercials. I did a lot of commercials, actually, and… — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
Half of one per cent of the U.S. budget is space-related stuff. In Canada, we spend more on dog foodScreen Shot 2015-08-19… — David Saint-Jacques Copy Share Image
If I had followed my own rules - if I had eaten my own dog food - I would have created a… — Jeff Jarvis Copy Share Image
L need you to answer the questions below... [1] Can one cry under water? [2] Do fish ever get thirsty? [3] Why… — Arcine Arciniegas Copy Share Image
“A young girl, no older than fourteen, her hair dyed green and orange and pink, stared at them as they went by.… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I made you something to eat if you’re hungry.” Leigh peered at the steaming pile on the plate on the tray, then… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“This is especially doable with dog food, as dogs rely more on smell than taste in making choices about what to eat… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“As Brother Francis readily admitted, his mastery of pre-Deluge English was far from masterful yet. The way nouns could sometimes modify other… — Walter M. Miller Jr Copy Share Image
“Her questions about whether Palmer would have raped her if she hadn’t been taking a forbidden bath on the job, if she’d… — Barbara Neely Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to show you how to live a richer, fuller, more satisfying life. Don’t you want to have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I'm such an impulse buyer. I once went into a pet store for dog food and left with a fish tank and… — Colton Underwood Copy Share Image
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
As long as money talks, I got someone to talk to. Watch my dogs treat the beef like dog food. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Dog-fooding is using your own products so that you understand from inside out what it is you're providing the customers. It's another… — Joe Gebbia Copy Share Image
The GOP's insoluble problem is that the multicultural, multiethnic, and multilingual country they created with their open borders appears not to like… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
“You feel as if everybody has been given an instruction manual on how to be likable, but you didn’t get it. And… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
“I research moonlight effects on sleeping humans. The research goes well with the exception of causing excessive body hair growth, a pointy… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
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