Communication Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you…

— Kate Ellison

“I had a dream about you. I asked you out to coffee, and you said, “No thanks. I’m a recovering insomniac.” I said, “No…

— Jarod Kintz

“I turned at a noise from the hallway—but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men…

— Elizabeth Little

“I'm worried that this is too soon. What if you get tired of having me around all the time? What if I eat your…

— Abbi Glines

“Are you asking me if I fuck my food?” The words sound overly harsh in the darkness. “I suppose I am.”

— Cat Hellisen

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“You might be trying to trick me into sleeping with you.” “Is it working? Because I am desperate to sleep with you.”

— Jessica Park

“We eat. We sleep. We keep going.”

— Jessica Park

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you walking asleep, or living awake?”

— Greg Glander

“I'm really sorry I ate your dog.”

— Nick Harkaway

“My mouth fell open. “Is this real life? You’re giving me your dog?” He chuckled. “Yeah. My dog that was supposed to be the…

— Shaun David Hutchinson