“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was the singing voice of a cartoon character. I did dog food commercials. I did a lot of commercials, actually, and… — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
“This is especially doable with dog food, as dogs rely more on smell than taste in making choices about what to eat… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“There have been cans of dog food more splendiferous than South Richmond. Land mines more tender.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food… — Beth Henley Copy Share Image
One of my top priorities as lieutenant governor has been promoting Missouri businesses through the Buy Missouri program, highlighting the numerous products… — Mike Parson Copy Share Image
“You feel as if everybody has been given an instruction manual on how to be likable, but you didn’t get it. And… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
The GOP's insoluble problem is that the multicultural, multiethnic, and multilingual country they created with their open borders appears not to like… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Just a pot noodle. Oh - and I found a tin of dog food on the tool shelf.' Misery hissed through Lister's… — Grant Naylor Copy Share Image
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog… — Anne McCaffrey Copy Share Image
The pressure to perform is relentless in today's workplace - regardless of where you work. We are all being asked to do… — Willow Bay Copy Share Image
“She ran to catch up but he set a pace he hoped would keep her from talking. Past the sodas, he picked… — Lisa Ladew Copy Share Image
In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock… — George Grosz Copy Share Image
Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. It's like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in… — Meghan O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
[I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it,… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
I'm interested in things when I don't know what they are. Like "Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?" Oh, that's lipstick… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image