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Vince Offer

(1964) Screenwriter

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Vince Offer is a screenwriter.

Quick Facts About Vince Offer

Born: April 25, 1964
Profession: Screenwriter

About Vince Offer

[Wikidata] Israeli-American infomercial salesman, director, screenwriter... | [Wikipedia] Offer Vince Shlomi, also known as Vince Offer, is an American infomercial pitchman, screenwriter, actor, and director. He is best known for infomercials for his own products including "ShamWow!", an absorbent towel; the "Slap Chop", a kitchen utensil; a lint roller called the "Schticky"; a liquid cl

Quotes by Vince Offer

To be truthful, not much 'engineering' goes into the ShamWow!

Engineering

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Just because a product says 'As Seen on TV' and looks like my product doesn't mean it performs like my product or…

Like

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Fame didn't change me.

Change

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I had sold products in flea markets before and I thought a cleaning product would be a good idea. So, in 2006,…

Cleaning

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You know the Germans always make good stuff.

Always

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Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot…

Good

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God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.

Around

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Consumers and retailers should always beware of imitators.

Always

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With ShamWow, I had to become my own distributor because no one wanted it. Out of necessity you become something you're not…

Blessing

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You gotta learn a lesson as you go through life.

Go

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Offer is actually my first name. My Dad is Israeli, so that isn't totally made up.

Dad

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Save time, save money, save the environment. Forget the environment, save yourself.

Environment

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People understand you make mistakes in life.

Failure

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That ShamWow! commercial was really low budget. That cost us like $20,000 to make.

Budget

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