I'd been acting and doing stand-up in New York about eight years, getting rejected, and I finally got the opportunity to do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My manager's biggest dream is for me to be on Letterman. She says, 'Oh, Maggie, will you promise me you'll be on… — Maggie Q Copy Share Image
The idea that I would ever end up on David Letterman or Jay Leno is horrifying. I am such a freak in… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too. — Frank Rich Copy Share Image
There were a bunch of moments that kept cascading. Like, when we got an opportunity to play "Letterman", it gave us an… — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
Describing life out of the public eye to David Letterman, December 6th, 1996 It's been different. I started driving again. I started… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I mean, if they're doing a television show every night like Jon Stewart, or Ellen, or David Letterman, then they have their… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've been been on the cover of TV Guide, on every single talk and entertainment show except Letterman. It's interesting being older… — John Stamos Copy Share Image
Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Yeah, I screamed in Daniel Radcliffe's face. We were both doing Letterman. I grabbed him by the shoulder. Of course, I'm in… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I've been on Letterman a couple of times. I've been on Leno more than a couple times, and now Letterman hates me… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
CBS is proud to have been the home of David Letterman since 1993. He is truly one of the great talents of… — Leslie Moonves Copy Share Image
I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes.… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper… — Evan Bayh Copy Share Image
