When I was 15 I did birdcalls on the David Letterman show, but I have since burned all video evidence of this. — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
I've done 'Letterman' twice and he was friendly, he said hello as he was shaking your hand and in front of the… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I used to write sketches. I loved David Letterman in the '80s. I used to write Top 10 lists for him, and… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that.… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Letterman, despite whatever idiotic (or worse?) things he may have done with women on his staff, was wise enough to realize that… — Alafair Burke Copy Share Image
I've always loved David Letterman. There was an irreverence to his show that I remember, especially in 'Late Night' - it always… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your… — Brian Lamb Copy Share Image
I mean, if they're doing a television show every night like Jon Stewart, or Ellen, or David Letterman, then they have their… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Probably the most fun I've ever had, actually, acting. Because it was the perfect extension of the stuff that I'd started to… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
My manager's biggest dream is for me to be on Letterman. She says, 'Oh, Maggie, will you promise me you'll be on… — Maggie Q Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You get to a point where everything is so important. One day you have 'Letterman,' and the next day you're at the… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
Everybody gets inspired by different things. I grew up wanting to go up the street with a video camera because I liked… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
CBS is proud to have been the home of David Letterman since 1993. He is truly one of the great talents of… — Leslie Moonves Copy Share Image
I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
“Mr Letterman, 66, would retire when his contract to host the CBS network’s Late Show With David Letterman expires next year, ending… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Coaching at Texas and playing at the University of Oklahoma, I had the opportunity to see a lot of guys in Texas… — Darrell Royal Copy Share Image
In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
The first time I was on Letterman, I was, like, 20 years old, and I was on a show called 'Camping with… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I watch Letterman. Once in a while, on the odd night, I'll catch the Food Network and watch 'Ace of Cakes,' which… — Amanda Righetti Copy Share Image
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS! — Calista Flockhart Copy Share Image
I think I have a love for TV hosts. I can't help it. Ted Koppel was my first crush when I was… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely… — Chad VanGaalen Copy Share Image
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do… — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I never got to do 'Letterman.' I got told I was too mundane. I had to look the word up. I didn't… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I… — Eddie Trunk Copy Share Image
I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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