Achievement Quote by Stephen Colbert

I hope to do the 'Letterman' show, 'Leno,' all that.

— Matt Cassel

CBS is proud to have been the home of David Letterman since 1993. He is truly one of the great talents of our time,…

— Leslie Moonves

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

— Al Gore

I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your outtakes!' That's…

— Brian Lamb

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

— David Letterman

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I…

— Joe Rogan

I never got to do 'Letterman.' I got told I was too mundane. I had to look the word up. I didn't know what…

— Nate Bargatze

I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!

— Calista Flockhart

Why do we want to win an award? Yes, my grandmother would be very proud, but I think it's also so people can hear,…

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

I just want to say what a tremendous honor it is to be on a show like 'The Newsroom.' I've always dreamed of being…

— Terry Crews

It's a tremendous honor to be asked to carry a show.

— Boris Kodjoe

All I can do is try to create the best show possible, and I feel we've truly done that.

— Nathan Lane