Derek-landy Quote by Derek Landy Download Open image ““I've had years to see the funny side.”” — Derek Landy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Derek-landy Funny Humor Skulduggery pleasant
“I have a funny side. I have a soft and sympathetic side. I have a serious side, and a seriously romantic side. I have… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
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“I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.” — E.R. Frank Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at my laughter lines and wonder what on earth could have been that funny.” — Mark Lamprell Copy Share Image
“I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.” — James Maxey Copy Share Image
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“You ask in awful lot of questions." "When I grow up, I want to be a detective just like you." He looked over and… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?" "Uh, no." Skulduggery paused. "Excellent.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Stephanie thought about the world she’d grown up in, and how different it was from the world she’d been introduced to, and yet how… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“He stood there, looking at her. She glared back, opened her mouth to continue the conversation, but he suddenly turned, walked away, like he'd… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“[...} What did I tell you about wandering off? Why don't you ever do anything I say? If I didn't know any better, I… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead?” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own reflection in the… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“What about you?" he asked, his words not much more than a mumble. "Regrets?" "Many," Skuduggery said. Tesseract's breath rattled in his chest. "That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm here and… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
