“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who… — Edward Southgate Love Copy Share Image
“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“It's crazy difficult to get lost in passion without the ignition of a kiss.” — Edward Southgate Passion Copy Share Image
“What he wants-actual friendship, over a sustained period, as a kind of audition of romantic possibility-is a long and windingly manipulative road… — Edward Southgate Friendship Copy Share Image
“Fucking him would have been such bad relationship karma.” — Edward Southgate Bad relationship Copy Share Image
“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Books Copy Share Image
“ Natural body. I suppose I can live with that. That's the best euphemism for fat, lazy slob I've ever heard and… — Edward Southgate Nature Copy Share Image
“I'm really too buzzed now to care that I'm going to die alone.” — Edward Southgate Die Alone Copy Share Image
“...there was this moment-a moment affected by exhaustion, Zyban, nicotine withdrawal, alcohol, marijuana, dreamy sensual music, and testosterone-when I lost track of… — Edward Southgate Music Copy Share Image
“Surprisingly, Robert's bare, lubed, thin cock didn't slide into his lover's hole easily. It stopped an inch in, jammed like Pooh in… — Edward Southgate Front door Copy Share Image
“I wondered if I still had cum on my face, dried and obvious. Awful: sitting, waiting, in that burger joint, feeling drunk… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Whoever coined the phrase "honesty is the best policy" was a liar. Me and my big mouth.” — Edward Southgate Big mouth Copy Share Image
“It strikes me as ironic that tonight I refused to get into the car of a drunk driver, but I let a… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Part of surviving as a boy is doing stupid and dangerous things occasionally in the pursuit of ecstasy.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“It's very difficult to look completely sober even when you are completely sober.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“Finally, by the end of the date-in a cafè further uptown-I said,"So, when are we going to get the chance to make… — Edward Southgate Saturday evening Copy Share Image
“My stomach and ass are loose, like they've been unsprung . See, kids...don't quit smoking. This is what you'll have to deal… — Edward Southgate Quit smoking Copy Share Image
“The rest of his body is unmemorable, and he's also a turtle-he lies on his back and gets stuck there, immobile.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“There is only one way I stop being a slut, and that's by falling in love. If we're all lucky, that will… — Edward Southgate Falling in love Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think my entire life is a search for that exact line where the heart ceases to compensate for the failures… — Edward Southgate Entire life Copy Share Image
“The essential oddity of human communication does not prevent its effectiveness, if retarded in efficiency.” — Edward Southgate Communication Copy Share Image
“In the last few years, I would even gag brushing my teeth. But here I am just two and a half months… — Edward Southgate Quitting Smoking Copy Share Image
