Quote by Edward Southgate

“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say…

— Edward Southgate

“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces he's drunk.…

— Edward Southgate

“It's crazy difficult to get lost in passion without the ignition of a kiss.”

— Edward Southgate

“What he wants-actual friendship, over a sustained period, as a kind of audition of romantic possibility-is a long and windingly manipulative road that I…

— Edward Southgate

“Fucking him would have been such bad relationship karma.”

— Edward Southgate

“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still need to…

— Edward Southgate

“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.”

— Edward Southgate

“ Natural body. I suppose I can live with that. That's the best euphemism for fat, lazy slob I've ever heard and no matter…

— Edward Southgate

“I'm really too buzzed now to care that I'm going to die alone.”

— Edward Southgate

“...there was this moment-a moment affected by exhaustion, Zyban, nicotine withdrawal, alcohol, marijuana, dreamy sensual music, and testosterone-when I lost track of whose ass…

— Edward Southgate

“Can I tell you a secret? I am a virgin. It can grow back.”

— Edward Southgate

“Surprisingly, Robert's bare, lubed, thin cock didn't slide into his lover's hole easily. It stopped an inch in, jammed like Pooh in Rabbit's front…

— Edward Southgate