Love Quote by Edward Southgate

“Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say yes and screw men in relationships? Think of your reputation! Who will love you now, whore? Fuck you. It was fun and I felt better afterwards.” quote by Edward Southgate — Download Open image

““Didn't your mother teach you anything? That the best way to find true love is to fuck around with any guy who will say yes and screw men in relationships? Think of your reputation! Who will love you now, whore? Fuck you. It was fun and I felt better afterwards.””

Edward Southgate

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