Quit Quote by Edward Southgate

“ou run, you do your crunches, I don’t give a fuck. But you lose any of that ass, those tits, those hips or your…

— Kristen Ashley

“Look, I didn’t ask for any of this, but I’m here now. I get that it’s dangerous. I get that I’m fat. I get…

— Bill Blais

“jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

“Okay, stand outa the way. Sometimes when I go to exertin' myself I use up all the air nearby and grown men faint from…

— Ken Kesey

“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”

— Matthew Inman

“thats where ur height goes...its all in ur ass”

— carol

“I let Eli blow so much smoke up my skirt I'm surprised I don't have ass cancer.”

— Molly Harper

“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.”

— Abigail Roux

“Okay, stand outa the way. Sometimes when I go to exertin' myself I use up all the air nearby and grown men faint from…

— Ken Kesey

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“My mother had removed my intestines and used them to tie a noose around my neck. She just hadn't kick the stool out from…

— Francesca Zappia