Parenting Quote by Francesca Zappia

“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear…

— Lynda Barry

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.”

— Jarod Kintz

“had been ripped open, and her intestines”

— John E. Douglas

“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice…

— Lynda Barry

“...the putrid carnal waste dump my skin and hair had become. An irate woman beating me with her placenta would have been more welcome…

— Cecy Robson

“My mother was in the bathtub crying and I was standing outside the door waiting, just in case she decided to slip her head…

— Eula Biss

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you…

— P.C. Cast

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old with hemorrhoids.”

— Al Macy

“While Mary brushed my pistachio silk carriage dress, Mama tugged the laces of my corset as tight as they would go. She grunted and…

— Susan Dennard

“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.”

— Mil Millington