Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“My mother had removed my intestines and used them to tie a noose around my neck. She just hadn't kick the stool out from… — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want in my bloodstream is the stuff my body would otherwise excrete as feces.” — Stefani Ruper Copy Share Image
“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just shit.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“It's ingredients and a recipe. Anyone could do it." "But you chose to do it.” — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“we can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!” — Poul Anderson Copy Share Image
“If I could take a pill to suck out my insides, shrivel me up into dried-out bones for dogs to cart away, I would… — Janet Gurtler Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
