Exercise Quote by Matthew Inman Download Open image ““Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”” — Matthew Inman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Exercise Fitness Humor Humour
“ou run, you do your crunches, I don’t give a fuck. But you lose any of that ass, those tits, those hips or your… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Crunches are my go-to. I do 100 crunches in the morning and at night to get myself going and get my body moving. — John Wall Copy Share Image
“Disturbing crunch as Skin is punctured for access Sweet, warm, filling blood” — Debby Feo Copy Share Image
One of the interesting things I've found is that crunch is the result of crunch culture rather than the result of managers coming and… — Jason Schreier Copy Share Image
“Maybe we should go to the gym later and do some crunches or something," Willa said, sounding less than enthused about this propect. Kylie… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I think the most insidious version of crunch is when you say, 'Hey, I'm working for this triple-A video game; I personally want it… — Jason Schreier Copy Share Image
I do crunches to keep those abs going strong and flat. I'm not a sedentary person. — Susan Lucci Copy Share Image
“ marathon: (noun) A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold… — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“I want to hurt, so I can heal. I'm not unhappy. I'm just busy. I'm interested. And that's okay.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“It was on this day, during this terrible and wonderful run, that a thought occurred to me, a thought which has never left me"… — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions… — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
Every one knows that the exercise of military power is forever dangerous to civil rights; and we have had recent instances of violences that… — Samuel Adams Copy Share Image
The United States cannot and should not discriminate on the basis of religion. The free exercise of religion is at the very heart of… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You… — George Burns Copy Share Image
The Only cure for nihilism is for liberal democratic societies - their electorates, their judiciary, and their political leadership- to insist that force is… — Michael Ignatieff Copy Share Image
One should try to locate power at the extreme of its exercise, where it is always less legal in character. — Michel Foucault Copy Share Image
It is exactly in the repetition of the exercises that the education of the senses exists; not that the child shall know colors, forms… — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
The human body has been designed to resist an infinite number of changes and attacks brought about by its environment. The secret of good… — Harry Johnson Copy Share Image
When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy.… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
I know that God loves us. He allows us to exercise our moral agency even when we misuse it. He permits us to make… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image