Butt Quote by David Mitchell

“I, of course, took the opportunity to interpose with pigheaded Wallace pride, 'I am not English, you ignorant Jerry bastard, I am a SCOT.”

— Elizabeth Wein

“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”

— Dennis Fakes

“A wick, nameless, snuffed.”

— Teju Cole

“Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hate alliterative names. They suck.”

— Susan Isaacs

“Politicians give suits a bad name.”

— M.B. Watson

Thought I to myself, we shall never come off scot-free.

— Francois Rabelais

“I like the fact of John McCain's head being severed. Like that it will fit so much more nicely up George Bush's butt!”

— Stephen Colbert

“People don't always need a name.”

— Edward Averett

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” only not so flowery and romantic sounding.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?”

— Nick Hornby