Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What’s your name?” “You just can’t take a hint, can you?” “That’s kind of a mouthful. Do you happen to go by a nickname?”

— Jessa L. Gilbert

“You know, typically a nickname is shorter than the given name.” “Is it?” he asked in mock seriousness. “Oh. Well, tell you what, you…

— Jennifer Shirk

If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite…

— Jack Handey

“I’m not exactly sure what I’d do, you know, but something interesting—something that’s all mine. Something that would make some kind of difference in…

— Natalie Babbitt

“You can begin by dropping that childish nickname and addressing me in the proper fashion.”

— Tessa Dare

“What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?”

— Kristen Callihan

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better descriptive and more realistic name for myself would be Tangy…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d been called a freak, and worse, all through school. Now that I’d finally graduated, I was sick of it. I’d hoped that no…

— E.J. Stevens

“If my name were Ouch, it would pain me to introduce myself. As it is now, I only find my name mildly tortuous.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People can have nicknames. Body parts should not.”

— Jenny O'Connell

“You got a nickname, little Dorothy Matthews? ’Cause that’s a fuckin’ mouthful, right there. Not that I mind a mouthful of pretty girl.”

— Madeline Sheehan

“Shortcake.” “Stop calling me Shortcake.” “Watching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part of my day.”

— Sally Thorne