Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool thing about a brick is not only…

— Jarod Kintz

“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.”

— Sorin Suciu

“They are mentally not very fast. They are every one of them one brick short of a load.”

— Paulette Jiles

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz