Nature Quote by Lori Chapman

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I suck in my stomach and arch my back... There's really no attractive way for a woman to sit down.”

— Ashley Pullo

“It's not acting like an ass that bothers me, it's that I act like an ass while being completely convinced that I'm suave and…

— Tim Hall

“That’s just perfect. I hung up and crossed my arms over my chest. When your butt is permanently attached to a chair, the only…

— Ilona Andrews

“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!”

— Christopher Moore

“thats where ur height goes...its all in ur ass”

— carol

“You have a feisty little attitude, don’t you?” “You’re about to get a feisty little foot up your ass,”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things.”

— Michael Ende

“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?”

— Darynda Jones

“It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the time.”

— Linda Proud

“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once”

— Lisa Ladew

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex