“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
“And from where I was sitting his ass looked like little Bear's bed...not too hard, and not too soft, but just right.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You can't change generational poverty by sitting on your ass. Let's get to work!” — Damen Lopez Copy Share Image
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. If prince charming wants to find me, I'll be sitting on my ass with a bowl of ice cream… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“If you want to accomplish something, you must get out and make things happen. Sitting on your ass will only make the… — JOHN TASKINSOY Copy Share Image
“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this… — Lori Chapman Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be bunched up and used as a seat cushion. But I’d rather cut off your buttocks and use that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
