Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a stool softener. Or it could also be used to soften a chair.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

— Calvin Trillin

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

We all just want to sit on our ass.

— Karl Pilkington

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the time.”

— Linda Proud

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed my sofa on the bones of my ancestors.
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— Jarod Kintz