Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but they’re mine—all of them. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.
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— Jarod Kintz