Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“It is in the bitter cold of life, that you recognize people who are the equivalent of a warm blanket.”

— Meeta Ahluwalia

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Those who live always in houses can find many ways to keep themselves warm, but it is a shame and a sin to suffer…

— Thomas Paine

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything.
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— Jarod Kintz