Nonbelievers Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking because I’m cold—I’m trembling with trepidation over the Wrath of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“How comforting it would be if we could wrap our souls in blankets too.”

— Kaitlyn N. Lentulo

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz