Prayer Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“How comforting it would be if we could wrap our souls in blankets too.”

— Kaitlyn N. Lentulo

“My little girl, I would face a dozen storms far worse than this to keep your soul as stainless as snow; for it is…

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“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just saying that because I’m shivering.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.…

— Jarod Kintz