Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add another blanket on top of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be divided into four even parts and given to three equal people. I’d be an ideal politician, because I believe in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude of categories, like corruption, ineptitude, ignorance, arrogance, greed, and sloth—which would all…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of political bedfellows running this country use one to make…

— Jarod Kintz