Management Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear blankets out…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive…

— Jarod Kintz