Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of political bedfellows running this country use one to make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add another blanket on top of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz