Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that doesn’t mean one is good and the other…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz